When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.
by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018
Someone making another someone laugh very hard, as though the someone is rolling on the floor laughing.
by biteme1997 November 9, 2015
To be got, surprised, punked so bad that you just accept it because there is nothing you can do to play it off.
Guy 1 - "Hey, I just talked to Jim and he said he ephed your girl last night."
Guy 2 - "Wow, got me sideways."
Guy 2 - "Wow, got me sideways."
by Terp January 16, 2006
You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.
by mkstyles November 9, 2006
When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.
"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."
"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."
"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."
"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."
"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."
by Angrymanatee April 6, 2014
by Words of the Future February 12, 2016
the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).
by Haley February 3, 2005