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Ipswitch Clamroll

To blindfold a girl, bang her doggystyle, then go out for sushi while you let your friends come in one by one and have their way with her. You take off her blindfold and eat sushi in celebration.
G: Dude, you still going out with thunder thighs?
Kyle: Nah, I gave that bitch the Ipswitch Clamroll and dumped her.
Ipswitch Clamroll by Lord Neep July 31, 2008

Inwitchment 

When an allegedly false witch hunt result in a real indictment
Donald Trump declared the investigations are just witch hunts. On March 29, 2023, he discovered the witch hunt was real resulting in an Inwitchment by Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg.
Inwitchment by jobpimp March 30, 2023

I switch hit, but only in baseball 

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.
Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

isitchristmas.com 

a website where it says no if its any day other than December 25th.
"Yoooo it's gonna be Christmas in 2 minutes!"
"Go to isitchristmas.com and watch it say yes"