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The act of accidentally spraying a hot load all over your new iphone when you realize you can get porn on it way faster than Blackberry.
Todd: Whats that stain on your iphone

Bill: Well its an isplooge. I was looking up porn on my iphone and didn't realize how fast it was. Blackberrys got nothing on it.
by Fuzzastopholies February 04, 2010

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