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What else is new? 

What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty.
Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?"

Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."

Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.
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What else is new? 

A sarcastic phrase referring to an altogether predictable and meh revelation, literally meaning - so do you have something else that's real news?
Monica : Joey smells gas!
Chandler : So what else is new?
What else is new? by UD8946 August 4, 2020

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.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.
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.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9. 

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
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Pale Is The New Tan 

The movement of being happy and proud of your natural skin color while using precautions against the sun and without using tanning or bleaching agents.
Shannon: I love Valentino's new orange tan, I want it too!

Sam: No way, Pale Is The New Tan!

Shannon: uhhhhhh....

Sam: PITNT (Pale Is The New Tan)

Shannon: uhhhhhh....no
Pale Is The New Tan by S(I)AM December 14, 2009