Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!
This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
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Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!
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Equal: A Agreement; One or more agreement’s

impossible and means something;

Equalconstruct of the mind; particular or practical place holder for a thing and or value;

Like the number zero

Equal: all things are unequal or equally unequal.

EQUAL is a word that performs a function that ,can not take place physical, metaphorically, Theoretically,

because being equal is a impossible state of being for any comparison to be made.

two Oranges are equal.
Two Oranges are equal in many ways.

However in fact two Oranges are Different in a near infinite ways.

We could count the molecules or atoms and discover There is nothing exactly similar (Equal) between the two oranges.

Final one would say “yeah but there both Oranges man”.
fine there are equal in ever way, but accept Perspective.

Because they can’t occupy the same space and time Equally.
the two Oranges, are under different influence. That’s having a effect on the two separate Oranges.

Equal: A Construct of mind that applies a crude Approximation between vague contrasts in sensory data.
We are naturally desensitized to the near infinite range of differences between what are seemingly similar occurrences.

2+2 equals 4

No 2+2 = 2+2

4=4 don’t occupy the same space on page or space time, unequal in that respect

Does the 2 enter into the other 2

Does it sit next to it like a twin bother

How exactly do they combined to form a 4

Are they blended in a blender? And we pour a four smoothies?
We split the bill equally

I love my wife she is my equal

2+2 equals 4

I demand Equal rights
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A philosophy that holds men and women should are equal.
A lot of women think they actually believe in equalism, because feminism means that women are superior.
by AnnaClara November 4, 2007
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- The state of something being the same, or having the same value

- Having the same value in measurement

- Having or showing no differences
Five is equal to five.

That boxes height is equal to this tv's height.

These two circles look equal.
by Kyro Shingami October 30, 2004
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On the same level of importance. The same in every aspect of life.
Abells are equal to Lannis
by Mr. Oxford May 3, 2004
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1. to equal; being less than the standard expected in a certain situation by your friends.

2. word used in place of the equal sign commonly used in instant message conversation.

3. word used in place of any negative adjective.
1. (friend #1): "What did you do tonight?"
(friend #2): "I had sex with a fat girl."
(friend #1): "Man...YOU EQUAL!"

2. "You = not straight"
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this is all it should refer to =
this is pretty much the full basis of the definition 9 equals 9
by me, myself, and l October 5, 2006
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