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An older, confrontational woman who immediately has to establish herself as the alpha in any group setting. She can do this easily by asking inappropriate questions about her offspring's' sexual histories. This woman will seek alpha status by cornering all males in her immediate vicinity with her inane questions and strikingly annoying mannerisms.
Dude #1: Damnit man, that old cunt has me cornered with her stupidity. Can't I just have a drink in peace.
Dude #2: Not a chance, she's a fucking grade A Ironbox.
ironbox by Phatty99 June 11, 2006
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ironboard 

Person 1: "That girl's such an ironboard."
Person 2: "Eh?"
Person 1: "She has no boobs."
Person 2: ": "Oh, I see...she is pretty flat..."
ironboard by LizzieLulz February 6, 2009
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Ironbound 

The Ironbound/Down Neck is a part of Newark with a huge Portuguese population.
Every year 500,000 people gather on Ferry St (the main commercial street) for the Portugal Day Feast. Keep in mind that the entire population of Newark is around 280,000.
1: I'm going to Newark today.

2: Foda-se! You wanna get killed?

1: Oh no dude, I'm going to the Ironbound.

2. Oh alright, take it easy.
Ironbound by contagion; January 22, 2008

iron box 

A girl who will not (for whatever reason) put out.
Person 1: "Damn, I've been dating (Insert name) for three months and I still haven't gotten her into bed."
Person 2: "Ah, she's an iron box."
iron box by *ABCD* May 17, 2010

Ironboy Jr

The MCU's humiliating and failed attempt at an adaptation of Spider-Man. A character who is supposed to be his own standalone hero but is instead Ironman's bitch. He is only liked by MCUtards and Holland fan girls because he is handsome and the newest adaptation.
Holland fan girl : Did you see Spider-Man Homecoming? It's the best Spider-Man movie ever, Tom Holland is so dreamy.

Raimi Fan : How? He is literally Ironboy Jr.

Holland Fan Girl : But Tom Holland is SO secksy. He is the most comic accurate by far.

Raimi Fan : Most comic accurate? When has Peter Parker ever been an irresponsible child who is IronMans sidekick? Have you ever even read a comic book?
Ironboy Jr by RaimiFanBoy February 2, 2021

ironboii 

ironboii will make Good balance to this world with his mega super funne memes

he is worth protecting

protect him from at all cost
guy: ironboii gud

guy: facts my dude
ironboii by Go sub to ironboii January 7, 2021

Ironbonbon 

A "micro-tuber" who makes content with his friends
"Have you heard about that Ironbonbon kid? He's funny"
Ironbonbon by slxzh January 9, 2023