n. A band comprised of video game playing nerds, who write parody songs and produce music videos for mass internet consumption on ironloaf.com.

n. A hot stinky turd so hard and devoid of moisture that it is extremely rigid and resembles a turd made of iron.

n. A slab of iron formed to resemble a turd.
Dude! Did you see that Iron Loaf video, it rocked!
Yes, I saw it... you're on crack... I want my 3 minutes back.

My ass is so sore after squeezing out that iron loaf.
by dizastor November 4, 2004
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