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1. irish curse
The English, of course.
Belligerent English thugs have been the Irish curse for centuries.
by ruadhagan Aug 31, 2005 share this
2. Irish Curse
also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol
Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home
by Datamaster General Feb 20, 2004 share this
3. irish curse
Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!
Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
4. Irish Curse
it is the curse in which some irish men often suffer after a night of good drinking, their inability to get an erection due to them being very intoxicated
in early howard stern days, he said he suffers from the irish curse, and he was referring to his penis looking small after nights of drinking because he was unable to get an erection, pay attention to what he actually is refering to.

also, colin farrel explains in a tv interview that after a night of excessive drinking he suffered from the irish curse when he took a girl home, he obviously didnt mean that he has a small penis. also, he was born and raised in ireland, so i think he would know about the history of this kind of things.
5. Irish Curse
The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.
"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.
by The other Theo Feb 9, 2004 share this
6. Irish Curse
A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.
by Sean Jul 14, 2003 share this
7. irish curse
All Potatoes, No Meat!
Small Penis and large testicles
All Potatoes, No Meat!
by PDuffy Jun 3, 2005 share this
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