IWNDWYT 

Common in r/StopDrinking, a sobriety subreddit.
Stands for: I Will Not Drink With You Today

Day 30! IWNDWYT

IWNDWYT by The_Rezzzz March 28, 2019

iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

iPwned by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

ipwnstar4hire 

Known as the sexiest man alive, prefers the pattiecake and gets the hoes on a daily basis.

BossBeastipwnstar4hire

ipwnstar4hire by LoyalSub January 7, 2012

Ipwn 

To pull out an iphone, or superior phone in front of others with lesser phones.

Timmy was showing everyone his new Sidekick, when Ryan came up and Ipwned him in front of everyone.

Ipwn by Ryan Levi June 16, 2008

iPwned

When you buy an iPod, then the next day Apple releases a newer iPod with 60000 GB more space than yours and the ability to fly to the moon.

Guy1: Hey I just bought a new iPod yeah! Ahh waking up with my new iPod and- whatthell there's a new one out already!!

Guy2: you just got iPwned

iPwned by someteen June 19, 2010

iPwned

When someone brags about having an apple product and nobody cares...

"I just got a new iPhone!"
"Nobody cares! Guess you just got iPwned..."
"haha, he just got iPwned"

iPwned by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

iPwn 

1. For the person "i" to be victorious or have more skills than the opponent.

2. To be better than somone else in an everyday situation.

3. To own something or someone

1. iPwn you in any game from Pong to World of Warcraft.

2. I'm better than you at gutair so iPwn you!

I killed you in that freestyle iPwn you totally man.

3. Bitch get out there and make my money iPwn you!

iPwn by Jesus.G.Christ August 28, 2009