ipod sex 

The simultaneous use of an ipod by two people, whereby one of the participants uses the designated right earbud and the other participant the left.

I hear Julie and Mike are having unprotected ipod sex; Don't they know they could pass an ear infection that way!

ipod sex by Byron Smith January 11, 2006

iPod sex 

A disturbing trend among American teens in which someone writes and records audio erotica about a friend. This person will then listen to the vulgar audio file in public, often in the presence of unwitting friends and family.

After John sent her his latest mp3, Mary was suspended for having iPod sex at school.

iPod sex by hornydude6969 August 15, 2011

ipod sex 

1. The act of sharing earbuds with another person on your iPod, listening to music together.

2. The acting of sharing music on your iPod with another willing person.

Last night, I had the best iPod sex ever after an iPod date.

ipod sex by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008