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invisicock 

A device used in hentai games and anime to avoid showing a man's penis, thus circumventing Japan's censorship laws. Usually the penis is shown as transparent cylinder or as a beam of light.
This chained-up underage anime schoolgirl who may have been my sister was sucking my invisicock so hard I had to activate my tentacles before my orgasmeter was maximized. I'm sure glad real life doesn't resemble hentai games at all in any way.
invisicock by Phlegatu May 10, 2005

invisicock 

The manhood of a very masculine woman. A contraction of "invisible cock", referring to a non-existent but very plausible possession of a dick on the part of a female, especially one seen as "one of the guys."
Zach: "Sally's such a man. She knows more about sports than I do."

Eric: "Yeah, she has an invisicock. You never see it coming."
invisicock by leggie_blonde August 15, 2009

Invisijacking 

The super power that allows you to become invisible for a set amount of time proportional to how much sperm is ejaculated.
"alright, I'll start invisijacking in the bathroom really fast, then we'll steal all the thimbles"
Invisijacking by VLSkoot March 25, 2020

invincicock 

a cock that is believed to be invincible by it's owner.
- YOU CAN'T HURT ME, THIS RIGHT HERE IS AN INVINCICOCK!
invincicock by jbldnanbfd June 27, 2009

invisidick 

When your dick is so small that it is invisible to the naked eye.
Beany: So did you and Cory do it?
Paige: No he had an invisidick, i couldn't find it. :(
invisidick by Erik Reilly April 17, 2008

invisidonk 

Severely lacking booty. Without donk. No butt. A non-existent ass.
If it weren't for that invisidonk, we would have gone out on a second date.

Sometimes I wear padded underpants to make up for my invisidonk.
invisidonk by Upchuck July 12, 2013
A man with a very small penis
Yo that n*gga got an Insicock
Insicock by Babadosay December 6, 2022