Investigator Andrew

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'

'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'

by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences

i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator

by FightinIrish June 26, 2005

Paranormal investigation

Done a shit load of this

Even before the spiritual reawakening

As I said ..

Sketchy behaviour

Poses questions

Sometimes you have to fuck yourself

To get said answers …

But … as long as you do

Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice

Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….

Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …

Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Sexual investigation

Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.

Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.

by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Private investigator

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

by Joe bagadonutz November 10, 2015

no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

by jdsos March 17, 2009

Prostate Investigator

1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

Part of speech: Noun

Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!

Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...

by Pectabyte March 22, 2005