1. Noun: A girl/boy who stops stroking the meat RIGHT when you are about to cum. This term only applies to a Handjob/Blowjob but only when the orgasm is ruined.
Alex: Hey dan your mom is a cock stopper! She stopped suckin RIGHT when I began to shoot it and it ruined my orgasm.
1. When you have sexual relations in a car. Typically in the front seat and usually with the female pinned against the Dash Board of the Car.
2. A type of girl that likes to have quickies in a car with random guys.
1. Guy: "I go to Martigras for all the dash board ass!"
2. Dude:" I just nailed some chick in the front seat of my yellow Honda Civic and I didn't even know who she was."
Dude2:" Thats some good Dash Board ass."
3. Dan: I hope I get some Dash Board ass during spring break and I hope the chick is in the Prostate Investigating as much as I am.
1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.
2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.
Part of speech: Noun
Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator!
Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...
1. When someone comes out of the bathroom with a satisfied smile on their face clearly indicating they took a shit.
2. That nice relaxed feeling you have after taking a long overdue crap.
Alex: Wow Dan. You look quiet happy and satisfied with yourself after comming out of the lavatory.
Dan: Yes I am quite Crap Happy.