New Invention

New Invention is a scatty place in West Midlands near Willenhall. Unlike willenhall the people in New Invention are openly racist and ain’t on shit. They make out that they run the block but would get run off their own block as all these dudes are just on stealing peoples wheelie bins and leaving empty Budweiser bottles outside people’s yards. Vention man have chetes but have never seen red on them, they get sent shop by willenhall man. The olders down here aswell are bunch of pussyoles and are still doing terrors at their big ages!

New invention, that place is scruffy I wouldn’t go down there!

by Obeenes-x March 16, 2021

invent the wheel

to unnecessarily work on an task that has already been basically completed

Come on, Relax. It's no reason to invent the wheel.

by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009

re-invent

To take on an existing design or invention and changing it sufficiently to not infringe on copyright or patents. Ocassionally someone actually improves on a design for the better.

SJ: At long last I have made an iPhone that does not drop calls unless you are left handed or sweaty.

BG: Thats pretty good but it's not exactly re-inventing the wheel is it?

SJ: No not really but it's slightly better than the last one and double the price.

BG: Touché

by captin king September 20, 2010

self-invented

An invention by you, when you are not sure if it has already been invented.

Used to indicate something is your invention, but you think it may have already been invented.

You invent an artistic style on your own and give it a name, without knowing that the style already existed under a different name.

"This sculpture was painted using my self-invented style 'auto-hand.'"

by ginyudance February 27, 2012

who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 8, 2018

Who invented walking

Alberto Scorfano was the very first person to invent walking, every one just copied him (☆▽☆)

“Right walking, don’t worry! You’re in luck! I basically invented it.” -Alberto Scorfano (the one who invented walking)

by Rubyisstinky September 12, 2021