introconk

You have lots of books to read, so you read the introduction and the conclusion of them all, to give the illusion you've actually learnt something.

Josh: Have you seen the reading list for this essay?

Sam: Yeah, I think I'm going to have to introconk that shit.

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Introcourse

the act of having sex while becoming acquainted with one another.

Me and that new girl had introcourse last night, man can she talk for hours.

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When three people from separate time zones within a country engage in sexual intercourse

Yo that bed included east coast, Midwest, and west coast jawns participating… that’s an intracontinental threesome.

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When three people from different time zones within the same country engage in sexual intercourse

Yo that bed had jawns from the east coast, midwest, and west coast… that’s an intracontinental threesome.

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