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Intoximoron 

Function: Noun.

Inflected forms: plural Intoximorons (people) Intoximora (figures of speech)

Also Intoxymoron

1) Person who does contradictory, or self-defeating things when inebriated.

2) An accidental figure of speech that combines normally contradictory terms, created under the influence of intoxicants.
Buffy's such an intoximoron. She drunk dialed that psycho ex of hers from the bar last night.
Intoximoron by sheikhyerbooty December 4, 2009
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Intoxifornication 

The act of getting laid after a heavy night of drinking.
Tonight I feel like a little Intoxifornication. We are going to get shitfaced and screw all night long!

Intoxymoron 

Intoxymoron
Functions: Noun.

Inflected forms: plural Intoxymorons (people) Intoxymora (figures of speech)

Also Intoximoron

1) Person who does contradictory, or self-defeating things when inebriated.

2) An accidental figure of speech that combines normally contradictory terms, created under the influence of intoxicants.
He's such an intoxymoron. He drunk dialed that psycho ex of his from the bar last night.
Intoxymoron by sheikhyerbooty December 4, 2009

intoxiforn 

having sexual relations with someone whilst being extremely under the influence of alcohol!

getting penetration after a few too many bevies!

Intoxication + Fornication = Intoxiforn
Wow last night was crazy? i think i had sex...? definately another night of intoxiforn!

Hey did u bang that bird last night brad?

Yeh bro, intoxiforn though!

I cant believe you went home with Adam last night Sarah!?
Yeah I know, cant remember a thing sooooo intoxiforn

Dayuum guurrl, Im going out tonight to get me some intoxiforn!
intoxiforn by hello_annie August 8, 2013

intoxicaron 

To be the leader of all Boberts.
Emma think that the og Bobert is better but Isaac has all the intoxicaron so she is wrong.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026