Inflected forms: plural Intoximorons (people) Intoximora (figures of speech)
1) Person who does contradictory, or self-defeating things when inebriated.
2) An accidental figure of speech that combines normally contradictory terms, created under the influence of intoxicants.
Buffy's such an intoximoron. She drunk dialed that psycho ex of hers from the bar last night.