Inflected forms: plural Intoxymorons (people) Intoxymora (figures of speech)
1) Person who does contradictory, or self-defeating things when inebriated.
2) An accidental figure of speech that combines normally contradictory terms, created under the influence of intoxicants.
He's such an intoxymoron. He drunk dialed that psycho ex of his from the bar last night.