Oracular Intimations 

1. The Little Signs that God, Jesus, The Big Guy,The Holy Spirit,The Holy Ghost, Es Spiritu Sanctu The Man Upstairs, etc. sends You to let You know He is Working on Your behalf.

(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement, 2011)
2. When He (See above) sends Someone to you to tell you Good News of Something that is about to Happen for You.
3. A "Prophecy".
4. A "Foretelling".
5. A Verbal "Smack in the Head".

(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement)

Wow, Did you Hear what that Guy said to me? It was some Oracular Intimations about a New Job!

Oracular Intimations by TheLaughsOnUs April 26, 2011

invitations

The papers that hurt everyone who isn't invited

Them - Can you help me hand out invitations
Me - Sure, am I invited?!
Them -Um...
(Goes home and cries)

invitations by CryingAllDay April 6, 2017

intimition 

Intuition with respect to time: being in synch with the connections that will benefit.

"I phoned, and my intimition was right: I caught him five minutes before he committed to other plans for the evening." "Timing is everything"

intimition by nc weil August 2, 2008

itimation

Unusual relationship causes sither or flare in temperament.

Presume itimation preceding dilapidation.

itimation by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

instimation 

an instant estimation.

When you're in math class, not paying attention and you get called on, and with your super quick reflexes, you shout out your instimation.

instimation by The 13th Hour April 23, 2010

Empty invitations 

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.

My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.

Empty invitations by Darthfraai November 4, 2023