Like intoxication from drinking, if you are texting you are unable to do things well that you normally can do without thinking about it much, like walking, bike riding, or driving a car. Texting distracts you from what you should be focused on and results in slips, falls, crashes, accidents, and sometimes death.
"The train engineer was convicted of causing the train derailment due to intextication that caused him to disregard warnings, alerts, and the other oncoming train." - www.Intextication.com
by Textless May 22, 2009
example: woman trying to text friend to pick her up as she is intexticated after imbibing large quantites of ETOH
Can u flocs get me 1/2vhour 93 2 pz
PL (. God ce ne pic menup at 13 poop.
Fyked up??????helpp
Can u flocs get me 1/2vhour 93 2 pz
PL (. God ce ne pic menup at 13 poop.
Fyked up??????helpp
by cinlou December 20, 2010
Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.
Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.
by mlhiss September 24, 2009
by DRT Guru February 11, 2021
When one is completely preoccupied, intoxicated and engulfed in a massive swarm of sms communications. The topic nine times out of ten being sexual in nature or having such undertones. Sexting of high caliber on a large scale; charting new territories over the digital abyss.
Mike: Did you just see Kory almost run into that lady in the store wearing that intoxicated expression staring at his phone?
D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..
Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.
D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.
Mike: nah, just sayin..
D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..
Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.
D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.
Mike: nah, just sayin..
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