Interrupting cow 

A mysterious mammal species that often appears in the middle of terrible jokes.

"Dude I saw an interrupting cow yesterday!"
"What's a-"
"Mooooooooooo!"

Interrupting cow by Ninjagirl22 July 24, 2017

interrupting rapist 

The conclusion of a series of knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*

interrupting rapist by S. Pap. and Lover. April 23, 2006

Interrupting Cows

1) The central element to a well-known 'knock knock' joke.

2) A surprisingly common sexual practise where the participants will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. Can be used to either 'spice up' a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).

1) 'knock knock'

'Who's there?'

'Interrupting cows'

'Interrupting cows w*MOOO*ho?'

'Git'

2) 'You like that ba*MOOO*'by?

'Oh y*MOOO*eah*'

'You know this would be bet*MOOO*ter if you sto*MOOO*pped mooing!

Interrupting Cows by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011

Interrupting Penis 

A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.

I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!

Interrupting Penis by Cat Drost 2525 March 20, 2021

interrupting b 

Total crackhead who sux dick for a living. She also teaches classes that are not hers.

Inturrupting: "Hey guys whats up? Today we will be doing our vocab work. Get your vocab books out."
Kid: "Wait are you our teacher? I didn't think so! Bitch!"

interrupting b by student April 15, 2005

Interrupting Text

When your having a text conversation with another person and your responding to what they sent and in mid-sentence, another text from the same person appears

James: "What are you gonna tell her?"
Alex: "hold on i'm txting it in-*txt message*- damn it she just sent me an Interrupting Text. Now how am I gonna respond?"

Interrupting Text by Avatar: BP October 7, 2010

Interrupting this commercial 

(Per Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy):

Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.

I will not be afraid to start interrupting this commercial.

Interrupting this commercial by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021