interpission 

When your significant other gets up during a movie to take a whizz (as she has a walnut sized bladder) then comes back incessantly asking "what I miss"???

Sorry about yer luck pal, guess.

Right in the middle of a key scene, Vicky gets up for an interpission, missing the plot twist!

interpission by Pappyrhino October 15, 2017

intermissionary 

When watching a movie with a boyfriend/girlfriend, the touching/caressing/arm around the shoulders between the two of you becomes too much, and you have to pause the movie to have passionate sex

the only way I managed to make it through "Legally Blonde" with my girlfriend was to stop for frequent intermissionary breaks.

intermissionary by ben101 June 10, 2008

Prohibition Intermission 

A period of time at a party where everyone stops partying to hide all of the alcohol for fear that cops or parents have showed up.

John: Hey, why is everyone hiding all the booze?

Jake: Prohibition intermission man, they saw a cop drive by.

Prohibition Intermission by Bstaff19 March 14, 2011

intermission poop 

When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.

“can you hurry up??”
“im pooping”
“then take an intermission poop”

intermission poop by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

intervision

"Television" watched via the internet e.g. YouTube, Hulu, Myspace Video etc.

"You need to get off the computer, that intervision will rot your mind!"

intervision by Kurt 8 Keiner November 10, 2009

Gentleman's Intermission 

When a middle-aged man or older takes a break from his marital duties and spouse and acts like he is single without any responsibilities or obligation to his family or spouse.

My dad has been in Vegas for 2 weeks, taking a gentleman's intermission from my mom.

Gentleman's Intermission by pureh November 6, 2010

Fartuvial Intermission 

The length of time between a person farting and when that fart is first smelled.

The fartuvial intermission was just long enough for Mike to slip below the pew in church, thus leaving his wife to take the blame for the foul smell.

Fartuvial Intermission by Stanley Sultanpuss January 3, 2009