internoise 

The summed information available through the internet -- especially that which might provide some kind of guidance, opinion, perspective.

"Your guacamole recipe totally kills! You should definitely add it to the internoise."

internoise by S Craig March 25, 2007

Internode

An Australian ISP known for it's high quality, ADSL2+, and being on the cutting edge.

Wow, this free citylan wireless hotspot by Internode really rocks!

Internode by dquixter September 22, 2006

interhorse 

An act that happens when one is travelling in Tijuana and happens upon a spectacle show in which a small mexican woman is preforming intercourse on a horse. It's similar to a live sex show in Amsterdam, only not.

After I completed a great first date meal in which the guy did not offer to pay, we then proceed to discuss random things.
Guy: "So I was in Tijuana with my friends..."
Chick: "Yeah?"
Guy: "...and we saw interhorse show."
Chick: "That's quite interesting because you're the second person that I was discussing interhorse with this weekend!"

interhorse by Christopher C. August 28, 2006

Internite 

A noun that describes an individual who is a heavy internet user, usually to the point where they know every meme/viral video to date, whilst maintaining a constant lookout for new ones. An Internite's physical appearance is often (but not always) a Caucasian, pimple infested heavy-set male, whose aesthetic deficiencies severely outweigh his/her ability to communicate with the opposite sex. Internites are nocturnal creatures, often preferring colder, dark isolated environments. Since hygiene isn't a priority, these individuals are generally quite smelly. Due to their daily seclusion from life, they are also known to be very weird and quite socially awkward.

Ted is such an internite, all he does is go around saying annoying/overused memes, like 'cool story bro' and 'haha, I trolled you'. F*cking weirdo.

Internite by IsraelHands09 July 26, 2011

internoia 

n. the paranoid feeling that you're about to be seriously embarrassed on the Internet (in front of your coworkers, your family, your dog etc) in a worrisome way, e.g. by photos from That Party.

internoiac, adj. one who is regularly consumed by internoid tendencies.

"I couldn't sleep because I know pictures from the party... THAT party... are out there. Somewhere. About to be tagged with my name.

Feverish and sweaty with delusion, I turned on every single privacy setting on my facebook, made all my lj entries private, deleted my myspace, rickrolled all my youtube playlists, replaced all my default jpegs with Opus the Penguin, and shot my computer three times with a .38 caliber police special.

...probably just internoia."

internoia by joseph of windows to sky July 13, 2009

Internaive 

The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive

"She's so internaive, I can impress her by sending stale memes."

Internaive by lavander fuck boy August 15, 2017

Sexual Interhorse 

Sexual Interhorse is the action where a male has any sexual relations with a female of horselike appearance.

Guy 1: Dude Dylan had sexy with Maddy bro
Guy 2: Bro that's so mad sexual interhorse

Sexual Interhorse by Lsmei Mndeifar January 29, 2017