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internet rat

a man/woman who uses the internet dating sites to disguise their true identity, whether it be married, in a relationship, who lies habitually for the benefit of procuring sex under the guise of exclusivity; a player, a liar
a married man posing as a single man; a woman living with a significant spouse posing as single; a man/woman telling tall tales to obtain sex under the guise of a monogomous relationship
internet rat by Markie March 5, 2005
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Itnernet ratbag 

A Itnernet ratbag is similiar to an Internet Ratbag except for people who can’t spell Internet or have have smoked too many winfield blue 30 packs
Person 1: Can you believe that Nice Blonde Lady calls herself an “Itnernet Ratbag”

Person 2: yeah she probably likes a good sink piss too

Internetational 

A phenomenon that is famous worldwide, but only among internet users.
Lolcats have become an internetational phenomenon.
Internetational by FenriX October 21, 2008

internetation

A word used by people to act as an ice breaker. One that confuses nobodys and Ivy league students alike.
James-"Yes, Clayton! Our millions we made from our Dictionary will permit us to rule the world!"

Clayton-"Indeed, James! We shall while we speak in a proposterously foolish manner"

Local stoner-"Hey youse guys put all them words in those fancy books of yours."

James-"We mostly make our profits through the internet."

Local Stoner-"The internetion which you encounter must be important for your businesses."

James & Clayton- "Yes. Yes it is......."

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016