INTERNET DATING REALITY

While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."

INTERNET DATING REALITY by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006

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internet dating

A pathetic attempt to meet your significant other in a chat room or on myspace.

Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives in Oregon while his "girlfriend" lives in Hawaii.

internet dating by Jackson Cookie monster June 22, 2006

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internet dating

asking someone out on internet or facetime even if you know the mirl is a fucking sin you should never do it, be a fucking bro and ask them out irl ya herd? ight word,

internet dating, im not doing it on facetime, maybe soon tho

internet dating by TPFKadin September 11, 2019

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Dating the Internet

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.

<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..

Dating the Internet by Atrum Kyoushin January 2, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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