Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.
I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.
"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"
by Decardia March 23, 2023
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What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
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something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.
Rob keeps leaving his tapes in my car. It's totally hangout insurance.
by ismissing March 30, 2011
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Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed
Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight
by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022
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