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crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted 

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.
If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.
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Insultious 

Referring to intent or demeanor
"I find that biznitch's tone to be a tad insultious!"
Insultious by Geisel February 27, 2009

insulters circle 

The term used for your circle of friends that are close enough to you that they can insult you freely without hard feelings or consequence.
Example 1:
Josie: "Yeah, she called me a whore the other day, but its fine because shes in my insulters circle."

Example 2:
Harry: "God, Haley, you're so fat. You should really get more exercise."
Haley: "Hell nah! You are not in my insulters circle, that is SO not okay." *bitch slap*
insulters circle by joley5204d6 September 18, 2009

sarcasmic insultion

When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.
E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh

E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.

Insultcere

A combination of the words 'insult' and 'insincere'. Something said in order to be offensive, while not necessarily being true or meant. Is total bull that is simply meant to insult someone.

Not to be confused with Insultsincere, which is when something is said that normally wouldn't have been in order to hurt someone. You mean what you're saying, you just normally wouldn't say it so harshly. Almost always a douche move.
Joey: Lisa, you're a fat bitch and I hate you.

Lisa: What? Please tell me you're just being insultcere!

Joey: No, I'm not. I abhor your existence. Lose some weight and stop being so damn obnoxious.

Lisa: Way to be insultsincere, you douche bag.
when you are extremely agitated with someone or something or when something puts you off so much that you have to say, "I'm pretty insulted about..."
Kelli and I were pretty insulted with the crowd at that bar. Or, I was pretty insulted when he didn't return my call.
Insulted by Ashley C. January 5, 2006

insultist 

An equal opportunist that has master the art of insulting everyone that he/she comes into contact with .
Johnny (insultist) walks into a room and verbally attacks everyone he see's before they have an opportunity to have a conversation. "Hey is that fat head run in your family or did you just get slapped alot?"
insultist by skywalker n az February 4, 2010