weapon of math instruction

The quadratic equation, as defined by a t-shirt from Cal-Poly.

Crazy J got a "weapon of math instruction" t-shirt from a former student who now attends Cal Poly.

by rojo April 22, 2004

Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.

"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."

by Digital Dan April 10, 2012

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 30, 2021

Instruction

The only word need an explanation.

Don’t follow the instructions.

by 👋🏽 January 20, 2021

Instructions

A series of commands someone is ordering you to do

Follow these instructions!

by Darkness666 November 3, 2020

Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!

Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 28, 2018