The act of stumbling upon someone's Instagram who you do not know and intensely analyzing all of their photos all the while leaving no trace of likes or comments.
"The principal thought I was a good kid until she instalked me and realized I dealmeth to handicapped veterans"
The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.
Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..
Someone who is so unbelievably stupid that they could not have been conceived by conventional means. Their parents went to the pet shop, bought a package of Instakid® and poured it into water and put it in the oven at 365. 3 days later they had their full grown, dumb ass kid. Similar to sea monkeys.
Person 1: Alex is always driving drunk, I don't know what's wrong with him
1. In video games, to kill an opponent in a single shot or blow, regardless of health or defense. Most commonly, this refers to the player killing an opponent with this method or vice versa, but may also occur due to a passive hazard the player comes in contact with.
-noun
1. A form of attack that instakills an opponent. Also referred to as an "instakill attack" or "instakill move."
2. A death caused by an instakill attack.
-adjective
1. An object or attack that has the ability to instakill.
-verb
1. The lava on Super Mario 3 instakills you if you so much as touch it.
-noun
1. It's impossible to beat that endboss without cheating because every attack he does is an instakill!
2. If you can shoot someone in the head with that sniper rifle, it's an instakill.
-adjective
1. The Golden Gun might have only one shot, but it fires instakill bullets.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.