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Insextion 

the act of convincing a member of the opposite to participate in sexual intercourse with you by making said opposite sex member think it is his/her own idea.
Matt: I'm never going to get Jane to bone me. She's such a prude.

John: What about the secret weapon?

Matt: ?

John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.
Insextion by Dome Knob April 16, 2011
Related Words

insexting 

When two people who are related are sexting each other.
(not to be confused with texsulting)
Cori and her brother are insexting each other.
insexting by shinjuo May 8, 2010
A sex monster Godzilla has to fight, eventually insextor rapes godzilla and they have godsextor or Insezilla babies!
Insextor is teabagging GODZIRRA!
Insextor by MEGGO! May 21, 2008

insextion 

1) When you have sex with someone when they're asleep
2) When you have sex in a dream
3) When you have sex while watching Inception
1) George: My girlfriend broke up with my after I tried insextion
2) I had some great insextion last night
3) I got kicked out of the theater due to insextion
insextion by anonymous September 15, 2020

Insexting 

Sexting is the act of sending sensual, risque, or sexual text messages to someone with the purpose of hoping to invoke sexual relations. Insexting is when two people who are related are sexting. It is a play on the words "incest" (because the two people are related) and "sexting" (because it is the act of sexting).
I myself have been discovered insexting my mom.
Guy talking to a group of several friends: "Hey everyone, guess what? I solved the mystery of that girl Ted has been texting all the time".
One person in the group: "You mean sexting instead of texting. I know he was sexting to some woman, he said so."
Guy talking to a group of several friends: "I read the messages. It is sexting, but the woman he was texting is his mother, so technically he has been insexting."
Group: "Haha Ted has been insexting his mom, hahaha. That is absolutely wild."
Insexting by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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