inceptioned 

the act of being or getting mind f******

Friend 1: Dude that in class essay yesterday was ridiculously hard, i had no clue what to write
Friend 2: Dude i got inceptioned by that essay

inceptioned by fanous December 8, 2010

Inceptioned 

The period between 1-2 days of seeing the movie, still trying to wonder what the f*ck just happened.

Man and Woman walk out of Theater:
-man: so was it all a dream?
woman: i think it was reality.-

And thus, you are Inceptioned

Inceptioned by awqaw August 7, 2010

inceptioned 

the act of completely fucking someone's mind.

getting inside someones head, and either convincing them of something, or causing them to question the reality of the situation.

after inceptioning someone it is imperative to say inception to the target, letting them know they just got mind fucked

IMPORTANT:

Inception is also a game, with rules

*inception is a game best played lit as fuck, and is won when one person inceptions everyone in the room, regardless. you should always help out someone trying to inception another, by validating their story.

guy1: dude so when you going to order that pizza
guy2(target): what pizza?
guy1: you just said you would order a pizza
guy3: yeah man you did say that
guy2: No i didnt
guy4: yes you did dude
guy1: come on man!
guy2: damn, alright
guy1: inception!

guy3: you just got inceptioned

target: hey you guys want to watch the game?
guy1: what?
target: the championship game?
gu1: what are you talking about, they played that yesterday
target: no its today
guy3: it was yesterday dude, we all watched it
target: :no seriously
guy1: seriously it was yesterday at 9:00
target: what! (looks it up online)
guy1: Inception!
target: damn, you inceptioned me pretty good haha

inceptioned by Hardbodychamp28 April 25, 2011

Insextion 

the act of convincing a member of the opposite to participate in sexual intercourse with you by making said opposite sex member think it is his/her own idea.

Matt: I'm never going to get Jane to bone me. She's such a prude.

John: What about the secret weapon?

Matt: ?

John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.

Insextion by Dome Knob April 16, 2011

Inceptioned 

When another person mentions something completely unimportant during a normal conversation and that idea becomes so lodged in your mind that you cannot help but act on it sometime in the near future. Then when you act on it, you get screwed.

Girl Next To You: "Hey, so I was talking to this guy last night and he just randomly kissed me. I didn't even care. I just kissed him back."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."

Two days later...

You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."

Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)

You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."

Inceptioned by Schrodinger'spuppet December 14, 2010

ill-intentioned 

To bear malice against with forethought.

e. g. Dear readers... it has come to the boards' attention that some chatters have taken it upon themselves to pick on our dear Kit_. This will not be tolerated, you will stop hurting her feelings, and she is after all very fragile. AND it is the board's job to protect her from nefarious individuals with ill-intentioned motives

ill-intentioned by Rocky101 June 14, 2010

Inceptioned 

(past tense, action) to have entered ones dream while they sleep in an attempt to change their mind about something.

"He finally made the deal! What changed his mind?"
"I inceptioned him. He didn't stand a chance."

Inceptioned by Thefifthbandit August 30, 2018