Inspectigate

To look examine thoroughly. A cross between "Inspect" and "Investigate"

"The small wretch inpectigated the garbage can in hope of finding an offalistic morsel"

Inspectigate by Lord Nym August 23, 2003

inspectigate

A verb meaning "checking out closely" combines inspect, which brings to mind small items or ideas and investigate, which implies larger or more complex issues.

I will inspectigate later and work from gut reaction right now.

inspectigate by alanora May 18, 2009

Inspecting the bunker 

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.

Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.

Inspecting the bunker by peter_pontus! June 11, 2020

insecting 

what insects do on weekends.

After the praying mantasis are done insecting, the female BITES the head off of the male.

insecting by Kukala March 1, 2008

Inspectigate

My Oldest child came up with this and it was so funny its been a family word ever sense. she was 8 at the time
To inspectigate is to investigate and inspect at the same time.

*grabs binoculars* I am going to go inspectigate the birds outside.

Inspectigate by NightRainShadow October 9, 2009

Hedge Inspecting 

An individual with an apparant interest in nature who is often found to be lurking in hedges and making strange noises, often early in the morning and always proceeding a heavy nights drinking.

Where's Charlie? Oh he's just hedge inspecting.

Hedge Inspecting by Bates1980 September 19, 2018

intepesting 

What my cellphone spells out on auto text instead of interesting.

Fuck, my phone just spelled intepesting again.

That's intepesting, my phone doesn't spell out interesting.

intepesting by Fighting Pirate February 8, 2009