Isodating 

Dating someone whilst following social distancing/self-isolation protocols during the coronavirus pandemic.

John: I've just started seeing this girl!
Craig: How - aren't you supposed to be in isolation?
John: Yeah, so we're isodating over the internet.
Craig: Nice.
John: Nice.

Isodating by Clikdapp March 19, 2020

Isolating Yourself 

When you hide in corners, keep to yourself excessively, like to be alone and are slightly scared of people.

Doctor: Anya, stop isolating yourself. You're going to become a hermit.

Anya: OK. (Makes a weird noise and runs out of the room, slamming the door behind her and locking herself into the bathroom)

Isolating Yourself by AtlantisTheTelekinetic October 27, 2015

Invocating 

When the whole crowd falls silent and joins in the act of praying before a sporting event they are invocating. Usually occurs just before the singing of the national anthem.

Was coined by two dumbasses during an invocation at Callaway Raceway in Fulton, MO. in 2009.

Dude shut up, they're invocating.

Invocating by HurricaneAndrew August 17, 2009

Inflating your cock 

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.

Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"

Inflating your cock by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018

Invading Russia 

Verb: The act of doing something ambitious, yet ultimately futile.

Frank: "Dude, I really want to give Jamie a Cleveland steamer."
Roger: "Bobby's sister? You're invading Russia there."

Invading Russia by quietgerbil January 2, 2011

he be invading

1. a phrase used to describe anyone who invades
2. a prase that comes to mind whenever Andrew's twin (Jake Stacey) is mentioned

1. Bernie Kosar be invading my penis!
2. Hey andrew! look its your twin! (inside minds of people) he be invading

he be invading by Dave Farley April 5, 2005

invitingnessness 

an extremely welcoming personality that attracts both sexes

that person is full of invitingnessness

invitingnessness by sudonshad July 27, 2010