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used to describe a fantasy basketball or football team which contains at least 4 or 5 players who are currently or constantly injured. Can also be applied to a real sports team.
Damn, that fool has Marcus Camby, Andrei Kirilenko, Emeka Okafor and TJ Ford on his fantasy team, his team injurious as hell.
injurious by J-Smoove January 31, 2006
Dang she's ugly....better yet she's INJURED
Injured by Potna July 26, 2010

Injured Gazelle 

A woman that is seen stumbling home in the early hours of the morning after a few too many daiquiris, and guaranteed to get into the car/taxi with you and then perform a plethora of sexual acts with little or no protest.
Like a lion hunting an injured gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
Injured Gazelle by djtubby September 4, 2014

injured pigeon

While your recieving a handjob from your female partner. You simply and quickly break the masturbating arm then grab it and finish it off yourself with the broken arm.
Brenda went to the emergency room after giving a INJURED PIGEON.
injured pigeon by Sugger September 30, 2007

Injured Flamingo 

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.
Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.
Injured Flamingo by Huff dawg January 20, 2009

injurefuck

having sex with a partner but trying to create some sort of injury while having sex with them. The goal is to have your sexual partner injured afterwards and have to make some sort of pain must be afflicted. Any type of scratching, hitting, biting, punching, slapping, kicking or stabbing will do.
I got so mad at my girlfriend last night that I injurefucked her so hard that she couldn't go to work the next day.
injurefuck by Ween75 November 16, 2006