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Diet-inspired diabetes 

When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"

This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)

Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.

One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!
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roll for initiative 

Comes from tabletop games and other games that use dice in combat mechanics. Generally, when a big fight is about to go down, players will "roll for initiative" and whoever gets the higher roll gets to go first.

So, "roll for initiative" can be used as an (intentionally nerdy) synonym for "initiate a fight".
"You look like a bitch"
"Don't make me roll for initiative, motherfucker"
roll for initiative by DC-R July 26, 2016

Ad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when the bringer of the law shitwhips your ass after a 50dmg light parry punish
*clang* AD MORTEM INIMICUS
Ad mortem inimicus by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

inspirweed 

When being around or consuming WEED you get mentally stimulated to do (GET CREATIVE) or feel something.
🔥 Walking into a dispensary surrounded by all that DANK WEED can only be summed up in one word INSPIRWEED

🔥 Smoking this joint is INSPIRWEED
inspirweed by ClassicRonnie May 20, 2019

Inspirit 

is a fanclub to a Kpop boy group Infinite, but also a family to each other that takes care for each other and loves each other. Inspirit always brings your mood back up whatever feeling you get. You can always count on them to help you feel much better
All Inspirits are going to the LA concert in November
Inspirits are Family
Inspirit by MyungsooheartsJuri September 24, 2013

Inspirit 

The name of the fan club for the Korean Pop Music group, INFINITE.
Inspirit
Inspirit by INSPIRIT September 3, 2013

Dharma Initiative 

The DHARMA Initiative (Department of Heuristics and Research on Material Applications) is the fictional research organisation featured in the American show "LOST".
Founded in the early 1970's as an attempt to "save the world as we know it", the Initiative was founded by Gerald and Karen DeGroot, two doctoral graduates from the University of Michigan, and funded by Alvar Hanso. Their goal was to solve the fundamental principals of the "Valenzetti Equation", an equation that could apparently predict the end of the world, through various apocalyptic events (nuclear warfare, overpopulation, etc). The core values of this equation are 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, and the DI (Dharma Initiative) scientists were working on changing these values so that, apparently, "the one true way" could be found.
The Dharma Initiative worked on a mysterious island located somewhere in the Pacific, though it is now known to be able to move through time/space. The DI found the island by means of their "Lamp-Post" station located in Los Angeles.
Notable heads of the Initiative include Horace Goodspeed, a hippy-like character, and Pierre Chang who features in the several orientation films. Dr Chang assumes several aliases, such as Mark Wickmund and Marvin Candle, when filming these instructional videos, but it is unclear why.
Using several bunkers and research compounds, the DI performed many experiments in electromagnetism, zoology, medicine, etc (even Time itself, deep beneath the island in the Orchid Station). It is unknown at the moment if any of the mysterious phenomena seen on the island (whispers, smoke monster, hallucinations, etc) are a product of the DI's experiments, or have always been a part of the island, though it is known that the polar bears were being experimented on in the Hydra Station.
The Initiative maintained contact with the real world via the Flame Station, and could leave at will by submarine.
The DI had an uneasy truce with the indigenous people of the island, "The Hostiles" as they were known, though occasional skirmishes broke out. However, the DI were eventually wiped out by the "Hostiles" following the "purge", and they subsequently took over operation of most of the stations and living quarters.
The Dharma Initiative are still pretty much a mystery, but Season 5 of Lost has filled in much of their back story.
Marvin Candle: On behalf of all of us here at the Dharma Initiative, namaste, and good luck.

Goodspeed: Sorry, but you're not Dharma material.
Dharma Initiative by AlectoUK March 10, 2009