Andres Iniesta 

A Spanish footballer who came from Fuentealbilla, and went to Barcelona's academy La Masia. He started to make a name for himself professionally in the 2010-11 season, after his 2010 World Cup Final goal. Known for his insane vision, finesse, and balance while skilling the crap out of defenders, and being a humble man on the pitch, Iniesta is the whole package. His signature move is "la croqueta".

"Did you see Andres Iniesta pull, that spin move off a PSG defender?"
"Yeah, he totally caught him by surprise!"

Andres Iniesta by theoneandonly223 February 11, 2014

Andres Iniesta 

A Spanish footballer who hails from the municipality of Fuentealbilla. Known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession, the opposition usually struggle to obtain the ball from him. Iniesta is a higher truth who will most likely shit on the face of your football team.

'Did you see the Champions League final? Andres Iniesta was fucking biblical.'

Andres Iniesta by G.Campbell November 14, 2009

Incestable 

A blood relative with enough beauty to warrant serious contemplation of sexual relations.

I haven't seen my cousin Jessica since we were kids...fuck me running - she's incestable!

Incestable by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009

incestalicious 

adj- the quality of being so absurdly attractive as to legitimately incite a desire to commit an incestuous act.

"Dude, you should really think about f'in your sister cause she is incestalicious!"
"Who could blame Jon Voight for thinking his daughter is incestalicious?"
"Oedipus was a sick bastard because no one thought Jocasta was incestalicious and he still f'ed her."

incestalicious by artvandelet September 12, 2005

incestating 

The act of dating your sibling.

Mom: Where are you and your brother going?
Mary Sue: Billy Bob and I are going incestating!
Billy Bob: I'm gonna' get me some of that good sister lovin'.
Dad: Billy Bob, you know I shoot at anyone who tries to date yur sister, but since you are my boy I guess I'll let it slide tonight.
Mom: Have a good time and practice safe sex you silly kids.
Dad (to Mom): Come on and watch TV with me, it's our favorite show, "All in the Family".

incestating by The Evil Minister July 16, 2008

investation 

To fill a building or premises with paying patreons for the purpose of a paranormal investigation.

We were impressed with last night's investation at our paranormal investigation.

investation by Hauntedchick September 21, 2020

Incestable 

A child of incest especially with obvious mental depletions

James is a product of incest with obvious retardation so he’s an incestable

Incestable by Dick Cheeze Demario March 19, 2021