artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.

"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

artificially inseminated swampass by swampazz February 26, 2010

infeminate 

Womanly in manner or looks.

Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing the robes...the thought made him giddy.

infeminate by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

infeminate 

To cause to take on feminine characteristics.

Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.

infeminate by harry flashman August 4, 2003

insaminated 

To slowly be taken from "innocent" or sheltered to open and dirty minded.

Shing was insaminated from hanging out with them.

insaminated by BetterKnifeNinja December 28, 2007

ingyminated 

The feeling of being intimidated by going to the gym and/or starting a new gym membership caused by the fear of how you will look to other gym patrons/staff.

Sheila was ingyminated so she stayed home and streamed the latest new tv show.
Luke wanted to start a new gym membership for his health but was far too ingyminated to even pick up the phone.

ingyminated by Bavarianbehr January 31, 2021

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

Inseminate the Canine by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009

Ingemination 

When a woman uses a gem instead of a butt plug

"Bro, Shelia went through some real ingemination last night."

Ingemination by airdecomissioner September 15, 2024