infuckable

Someone who's so ugly that each time you think of her, you'd puke, so you can't have sex with her, and if you have sex with her, you'd die

dude, quit thinking of that bitch, she's infuckable!

by Lol Master April 9, 2008

infucker

a person who fucks himself

'man, he was a masturbater but know he's an infucker!'

by habtch February 29, 2020

Infuckment

The process or act of something becoming fuckered up...

Ah - looks like we've got ourselves a quality infuckment; rolled the jeep and there's a yardsale of crap everwhere...

by wanderingwillys May 2, 2013

infucking

A general pattern by one or more persons within a group of people, which ought to be platonic, professional, or otherwise non-sexual, has sex with other people within the same group.

There’s too much infucking within our friend group, it makes parties and gathering way too awkward.

by TheSausBaus March 15, 2020

Infucking

A systematic behavioural pattern by members of a powerful family to breed only with one another, so as to maintain their supposed royal lineage.

There’s too much infucking within the royal family, that's why they're so weird looking.

by RuxianAi November 6, 2022

Split infuckative

The use of everyone's favourite four-letter word inserted within another word or abbreviation.

Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.

1 hour later

Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?

by Bad Boy Wallace May 10, 2021