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Instalker 

Someone who follows strangers on Instagram and follows every story they publish.
"I'm one of your instalkers and love your recent story on places to eat in Vietnam."
Instalker by abnvngpl October 20, 2018
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infosnacking

a buzz word made up by pretentious assholes to describe your daily online routines
"Hey have you heard about infosnacking?" "Huh? What did you say? Fuck you man, fuck you."
infosnacking by KingDoom March 21, 2007

infosnacking

Gathering information in small amounts over short periods while browsing on the Web.
I did't read the whole article; I was infosnacking. I caught the headline on CNN.com, between searching Gnarls Barkley song lyrics and checking out the red carpet fashion photos.
Hey Rob! Stop infosnacking and do dome research!
infosnacking by grantatwork December 14, 2008
The act of stumbling upon someone's Instagram who you do not know and intensely analyzing all of their photos all the while leaving no trace of likes or comments.
"The principal thought I was a good kid until she instalked me and realized I deal meth to handicapped veterans"
instalk by Samiler April 5, 2015

Instalkgramming 

Sheila was so obsessed with her ex, the server logs showed her Instalkgramming him for fourteen solid days.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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