infibulation

To have ones genitals sewn up in a way that would prevent them being used for intercourse.

Whoa thats some sick shit right there - I have my scissors, shall now address your infibulation issues.

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Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."

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When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

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make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

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When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

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