infedel

some fucking idiot who:
loves FRED
wants to have way too many kids
fat
retarded
would try to put a lock in Kevin Skaff's from ADTR ears even though I don't like gauges
has a serious lack of social study knowledge
Have a lack of tolerance for people that don't like mayonaisse

Joe: "I can't go a single day without bacon and fred!!!"
The other person: "Ok but you're kind of fat"
Joe: "I need maynaisse now"
The other person: "I don't like mayonaisse if thats ok with you"
Joe: "Dude just gtfo"
Random Guy from nowhere: "SILENCE...I KEEL YOU!!!"
-infedel

infedel by YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF December 24, 2010

Infidel 

Someone who does not believe what you believe, when you are a religious fundamentalist.

"Death to the infidels!"

Infidel by KHD October 18, 2003

infidel 

Someone who refuses to live his/her life according to the terms dictated by an old book which is a compilation of bizarre superstitions and fictitious tales. Infidels usually have a brain of their own and they choose to use it on a daily basis. Some infidels are atheists, some are agnostic and some are spiritual.

Christian priest: Let there be light...
Muslim priest: La ilaha illallah...
Hindu priest: Om namah shivaaya...
Buddhist priest: Om mani padme hum...

Infidel: No thanks.

infidel by Lateralligator April 28, 2010

Infideliphobia 

An irrational fear or hatred of non muslims. Infideliphobia is widespread in the muslim world.

In an outburst of infideliphobia, muslims burned six churches in Pakistan.

Infideliphobia by captdiggs April 12, 2011

infidelity 

unfaithfulness to a sexual partner.
Lack of loyalty or religious belief

infidelity by Mmm SeanPaul September 25, 2003

infidelicious 

How food tastes when eaten in front of someone whose religion forbids them from eating that food.

Hey Achmad, this pork butt is infidelicious. Too bad you can't have any.

infidelicious by I'm disgruntled September 25, 2006

masturbatory infidelity 

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.

I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.

masturbatory infidelity by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011