incuntinent 

a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse

spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent

incuntinent by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

Incuntinent 

A persons inability to cease being a cunt.

Adjective

1. Unable to suppress leakage and/or physical evacuations of cuntishness;

2. Incapable of retaining the fact they are a cunt.
3. Inadequate self-control & restraint, especially against the urge to be a cunt.

Related: Incuntinence, incuntinency, uncuntrollable

'Some people get really incuntinent when they've had a few too many'

'Have you always been this incuntinent or is this a recent affliction?'

Incuntinent by StuntMum October 13, 2018

Incontinentia Buttox

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

From the Life Of Brian.

"he has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know."

Incontinentia Buttox by -cow_go_moo- May 25, 2021

incontinent

1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.

2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.

1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.

2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."

incontinent by MKC323 February 12, 2008

Financial Incontinence 

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

Financial Incontinence by pasmarticus August 20, 2011

Fecal Incontinence 

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

Fecal Incontinence by gwaijai June 12, 2009

incontibent 

When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.

Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?

incontibent by njriv June 19, 2016