May I push in your stool 

Five star pickup line at a gay bar.

Peter: Hey Jowie may I push in your stool
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch

May I push in your stool by GayBar July 26, 2003

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. 

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

May the odds be ever in your favour 

hunger games thing

may the odds be ever in your favour

May the odds be ever in your favour by uggghhghg October 8, 2020

may god shit in your cereal 

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.

Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.

may god shit in your cereal by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007

may i please fart in your mouth 

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

may i please fart in your mouth by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull 

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

May The Sales be in your Favour!

A term/saying used to wish people good luck on boxing day or the night before, so that the person receiving this may get good deals and discounts.

Hey Merry Christmas. Thank You Merry Christmas to you too, oh and May The Sales be in your Favour! Thank you also with you.

May The Sales be in your Favour! by Kal-El The Last Son of Krypton January 7, 2013