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girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.


dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011
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