fucked in half 

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

fucked in half by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

Back's in half 

Excruciating pain in the back after injury.

Typically used in Wales.

Fuck me Dan, I can't believe I just done deads for 120KG. MY BACK'S IN HALF!

Christ mate, I just rolled out of bed and MY BACK'S IN HALF!

Back's in half by Odlatac March 7, 2018

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF 

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF by BOT1games April 20, 2019

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

I'd split that in half by berbercarpet July 7, 2006

half in half

getting head and vag sex for one price

that ho said: "10 bucks for head... 15 for half-in-half"

half in half by Jankyboy July 4, 2005

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber 

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.

So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010

Chopped-in-half 

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

Chopped-in-half by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003