liquor in the front, poker in the rear 

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

liquor in the front, poker in the rear by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear 

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"

At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.

liquor in the front, poker in the rear by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009

Is there parking in the rear? 

A pickup line referring to a desire to perform anal sex on another

Nathan: (Walking up to a lady) Is there Parking in the Rear?
Hot Lady: Why, yes there is!

Is there parking in the rear? by Merriweather Liver January 2, 2010

parking in the rear 

butt sex

the sign says: $5 parking in the rear

parking in the rear by megin September 17, 2003

pumps in the back of the rear 

Homosexual anal sex.

Bathgate10 knows all about pumps in the back of the rear.

pumps in the back of the rear by Beanie Seigel May 10, 2004

Queerness in the Rearness 

Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus.

Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness!

Queerness in the Rearness by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004