two in the goo one in the poo 

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker

That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

two in the goo one in the poo by barrenGate August 9, 2003

Two in the poo, two in the goo 

The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.

Then try two in the poo, two in the goo - its a winner

Two in the poo, two in the goo by Jordo1981 November 24, 2010

Two-in-the-Goo 

Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.

Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.

This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.

Two-in-the-Goo by Hezath September 21, 2020

getting goo in the canoe

When you make love in an improvised setting but yet at the same time secluded.

Steven: Hey man where'd David go?

John: Yeah now that you mention it Jessica is gone too

Jeff: Oh David? He's busy getting goo in the canoe over there

Steven/John: Nice, nice

getting goo in the canoe by A helpful platypus December 2, 2011

Back in the 'good old days', 

This was the original reference to the past BEFORE it was bastardized by the cheap ghetto and sport radio jock talk: 'back in the day', which has become popular of late...

Back in the 'good old days', we used to have to walk a mile through 3 feet of snow to get to school every day.

Back in the 'good old days', by JJGATES December 2, 2011

kicked in the googles

when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.

paul kicked me in the googles while we were playing ro-sham-bo

kicked in the googles by moma April 7, 2003

Right in the Goofy

An exclamation used when someone gets hit in the boob.

I accidentally elbowed Sharon square in the breast, and she screamed, "Right in the Goofy!"

Right in the Goofy by Insomniacish May 6, 2016