in the dick with the satellite 

An object placed or situated at a very long distance from yourself

I can't reach the bottle, it's in the dick with the satellite

in the dick with the satellite by AuthenticName420 April 16, 2023

shin bashed in the dick bag 

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

shin bashed in the dick bag by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

kick in the dick 

An disappointment after having wasted a lot of effort on something.

We spent so much time working on Rhapsody in Blue last term, and because of the France Tour, orchestra rehearsals have been cancelled this term so now we'll have to relearn the whole piece next term. It's a real kick in the dick for all of us.

kick in the dick by Gershwin lover April 3, 2010

kicked it in the dick 

to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling

person 1 - "how was your interview"
person 2 - "kicked it in the dick"

kicked it in the dick by donovan wilkinson January 28, 2007

Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

Ain't that a kick in the dick by sexy m&m December 22, 2008

Shoot Yourself in the Dick 

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

Shoot Yourself in the Dick by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

A punch in the dick 

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

A punch in the dick by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015