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Knight In shining rubber 

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.
I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy

glow in the dark rubber pancake 

when u put on a glow in the dark condom and screw a fat girl.
man i still cant believe u gave girl a glow in the dark rubber pancake@

Rubber Bands in the Pants

Rubber Bands in the Pants: V. To wear physical birth control after it has been used once. many rappers do this so that they may have "quickies" in-between songs at shows.
"I got the Rubber Bands that were in 50 Cents Pants, but they were crusty and dry so I had to take care in selling them on eBay."
- Fred, in accounting.

Doug: "Jake, wanna go to my mother's house for supper?"
Jake: "Can't buddy, Ive got Rubber Bands in the Pants."
Doug: "Again?"

crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy

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crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. 

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

F'd in the A with a big rubber D 

Directly meaning Fucked in the Ass with a big rubber Dildo. Somewhat of a crude "owned" term but euphemised
Dude 1: Man, because of my broken car I missed my final, now getting held back a year!
Dude 2: Oh man, you got F'd in the A with a big rubber D