In need of speed 

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.

It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.

In need of speed by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022

a person in need of touching grass 

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

a person in need of touching grass by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021

Fish in Need of Water 

A sexual position in which the women involved is in the doggy style position, whether she be receiving anal or vaginal intercourse. When the man reaches climax and is about to ejaculate, he turns the woman over onto her back and punches her in the throat, causing her to gasp for air. While she is gasping for air, the man proceeds to cum into her mouth causing the woman to choke and eventually drown in his semen.

After buying this one bitchy prostitute, I decided to perform the Fish in Need of Water because she was annoying and no one would miss her.

Fish in Need of Water by Nicholas Ramos January 13, 2008

friend in need 

A friend who you only talk to when you need something

I need the math homework. James is my friend in need, he'll do it for me

friend in need by Tass1 September 1, 2017

Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

Helping a friend in need by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

my car in need for speed underground 

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.

but thank you for your time, assflap!

my car in need for speed underground by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004

Cats in need 

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.

"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"

Cats in need by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008