in jail check twitter

"___ is in jail check Twitter" is a commonly spammed message mainly on platforms like Twitch. It states that a popular member of a community is in jail and that the news was first broke on Twitter. It is a parody both of how online community figureheads lives are broadcast to the world on social media platforms and how a majority of people today get all their news from places like Twitter instead of reputable sources.

Mango is in jail check Twitter.

in jail check twitter by SearianPaint April 20, 2022

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread 

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 19, 2021

thrown in jail 

Dumbass just got caught

Dumbass got thrown in jail

thrown in jail by Otter0708 May 27, 2019

Wanna spend da nite in jail? 

When dem bois won't cooperate, Ryans threatens to make dem spend da nie in jail wit Bubba Franks!

Ryans: Damn it bois Suck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah: no!
Ryans: Wanna spend da nite in jail?
Bubba: Wit me Bubba!
Toddlah: Oh My GAWD NO! ( Starts suckin caulk)!

Wanna spend da nite in jail? by spazz13 November 5, 2004

the rape that put the rapist in jail 

the rape that put the rapist in jail: essentially the same as another idiom "the straw that broke the camel's back" which describes a bunch of minor problems leading to one huge problem, because of the cumulative effect of small actions.

It was the rape that put the rapist in jail.

the rape that put the rapist in jail by theghostofbilleyriley May 6, 2022

a week in the jail

When someone is very slow. esp. a sportsman, often a soccer player.

Also used to describe when the passage of time seems painfully slow.

Dan: Look at that guy in the number 3 shirt.
Tim: I know he's slower than a week in the jail.

or

Dan: How's it hangin'?
Tim: Can't wait 'til the weekend. This week's been as slow as a week in the jail.

a week in the jail by Boredy April 1, 2008

a week in the jail

When someone is very slow. esp. a sportsman, often a soccer player.

Dan: Look at that guy in the number 3 shirt.
Tim: I know he's slower than a week in the jail.

a week in the jail by Boredy March 14, 2008